Professor Frink: Do you even know what you're here for? They send a limo, I get in, it takes me somewhere, I turn on the news to see what I did.
[Professor Frink has just re-animated his dead father using mechanical organs] Professor Frink: All your organs have been replaced with machines, but that doesn't make you any less of a man. Reverend Lovejoy: In many ways, Maude Flanders was a supporting player in our lives.
Professor Frink: This chip synthesizes from all the great voices, from Clark Gable, to Walter Cronkite to Rush Limbaugh. Professor Frink: How do you know about yoga classes?
Professor Frink: That comet is headed straight for us, with the fire and the impact and the 100% chance of pain... Professor Frink: Gu'hey, good evening, everyone... Man in Audience: [stands up and yells] Quit stalling! Professor Frink: Alright just take your seat, just take your seat. John Frink: [writes something on his note pad] By my calculations we're only one strike away from victory.
[Homer's father, Abraham, arrives at his house wearing a diving suit] Abraham Simpson: I'll save Homer!
For all we know, there could be cubes in there the size of gorillas and other large... John Frink: Well, it should be clear to even the most dimwitted individual - who holds and advanced degree in hypothetical topology - that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...